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1. n. a wank
You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!
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the audio on tiktok where 12-29 year olds dance in slow motion like Timothée Chalamet
*plays play date by melanie martinez*
girl 1: omg this is the best part!
girl 2: omg yessss
*dances in slow motion*
i GuEsS iM jUsT a PlAy DaTe tO yOu
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An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)
8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.
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A 4 member r&b group whose front man is a dirty, smelly Armenian who drives a barretta. The band's name was conceived after a near death experiance in a pt cruiser.
Did you hear that scotty g and his date rape trio died in a car crash in fort Wayne?
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“women so hot pls date me” and u can add ur own words after or before that
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A stupid fucking dick head this person most likely male treats u bad and takes advantage of u if ur this 12 year old leav him it’s not worth it
Wow ur a 15 year old dating a 12 year old that’s disgusting
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When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
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