The art of attaining harmony and proper balance in the execution of a difficult sexual position, most specifically as it relates to male performance.
My partner and I were examining the latest Cosmo position suggestion in detail, and found that the dong-shui was rather poor as the athletic requirement borrowed too greatly from my other cardiovascular need.
ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!
joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”
The top part of a mans penis as shown on television
Check out Channing Tatum's dong neck in Magic Mike
Alternative term for edging
“Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”