A play on an old quote, "The Gift that Keeps on Giving"
All the family hurts and disagreements never stopped and never healed. The people involved were terminal but "Family Discord ~ the Rift that Keeps on Living" outlived them all.
A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.
They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?
What?
Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!
Another word for a dog, Canis lupus familiaris (lierally means "family wolf"). Usually used to describe a wolflike doggo.
Isn't he the cutest little family wolf? What a good dog!
When a fat ass claims to have a six pack when they in fact, do not.
"Look at my abs bro."
"That ain't no abs, that's a family pack."
Who is part of a family group, whether by consanguinity, adoption or marriage.
The average KFC order for one Samoan person
(Car) Hey can I have a 2pc 1/4 pack.
(KFC worker) I am sorry, we're out of chicken, car in front had 10 family feasts
(Car) Ah ok
When a person has three or more children with three or more different significant others. All of the siblings have different mothers or fathers. The parent is called a family bucket.
Stacy has six different baby daddy's. That hoe is such a family bucket.