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Things on Facebook like chat and videos never seem to work, or just periodically break. A facebook phone is a phone that just randomly stops working for no reason.
Person 1:ok this fucking phone just randomly deleted all of my like 20 contacts!!!!!! and all my text messages ohhhhhmyyyFUCK this is super gay
Person 2: sounds like you have a facebook phone
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A person who makes a second or third facebook profile just to improve his or her status in a facebook application. This person usually has low self-esteem and becomes depressed easily if not the best on everything.
Jim: I just added all three of that really hot girl's facebook profiles.
Matt: Wow you dumbass, you know she just made two of them to be a facebook cheat, now you are going to go down in every ranking.
Jim: Oh man, I thought she thought I was cool.
Matt: No, she just thinks you're and idiot.
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Dan : "Hey Steve I poked Jenny on facebook and she poked me back!"
Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
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over text...
D: Call me when you can... J: Ok, I'll ring you up after I get off the facebook chair.
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A Facebook commenter with absolutely no degree in any natural science whatsoever, who feels they somehow know more than an actual scientist who has been researching a specific subject matter all of their life. Unlike real scientists, facts or logic don't seem to phase the facebook scientist. She or he would much rather believe that anything that real scientists have to say are just being payed for by "Big Pharma" or liberals who want to take over the world.
Despite no proven causal link whatsoever between vaccines and autism, Mary, a facebook scientist, feels confident enough that doctors who went to medical school and have been practicing and researching medicine for decades don't know what they're talking about, she's willing to risk people's lives around her by not vaccinating her son because she read a blog post online.
Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
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The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.
Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"
Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."
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using the social network to learn information about a prospective mate, coworker, etc. aka stalking
girl: I'm upset. I really like john, but while doing my daily facebook research, I saw some girl named dena wrote on his wall about how much fun she had last night.
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