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A phrase used in a flirtatious context often preceded by a question as to whether or not something is meant to be "dirty or not". It is used as a diverting comment so the person will be distracted.
Girl: Hey you :) what's up?
Guy: You mean what else is up? ;)
Girl: Was that a dirty joke?
Guy: You tell me... all i know is that the pepper hit the fan about ten minutes ago. :)
Girl: Oh man...explain that one..
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A big gay cunt who likes molesting children and likes to lie about it and rapes people
Man i hate that Dallas cowboy fan next door hes a big gay cunt who likes molesting children and likes to lie about it and rapes people
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The most fruity, aggravating and lames to be known
Omg he one of lil durk fans? He gay
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Someone who likes Pink Floyd music, INCLUDING The Wall, for it doesn't mean that it is bad solely because it is popular, you top-rated motherfucker.
A Momentary Lapse of Reasoning is better, though.
Pink Floyd Fan
Me: Are toothbrushes not useful?
Top-Rated Motherfucker: Yes.
Me: Why do you say that?
TRMF: Everyone likes them, they suck.
Me: So you don't use one?
Retarded TRMF: No.
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a typically obnoxious person who claims to be a better baseball fan than all cubs fans. this person generally would rather see the cubs lose than the sox win. these people, however, have been proven to be too concerned with baseball, to the point that they have made their stadium ugly in order to not distract from the game and seem to enjoy having housing projects around their stadium rather than the great bar scene of wrigleyville. they also seem to be too concerned with baseball to advance in the working world, and often end up working under cubs fans.
white sox fan: "hey son, let's run on the field and attack a 60 year old first base coach"
son of white sox fan: "but dad, i want another beer"
white sox fan: "shut up kid, we're gonna be on TV"
white sox fan: "hey the cubs are losing"
cubs fan: "get back to work or i'll fire you"
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Someone who claims to be a big fan of a certain band, has a shitload of the band's merchandise(hats,tees, braclets neckties), yet in reality, this person only knows a few of the bands actual songs, usually greatest hits. Bands which are the targets of fake-ass fans are usually old rock bands like AC/DC,Led Zeppelin,The Doors,KISS and The Ramones. But this can be consistant with any kind of musical artist. Excessive owning of such merchandise can also mean a weak attempt to look "cool" or "hardcore"
Jimmy had pretty much every single bit of KISS merchandise, everything from toothpaste to socks to braces. But when asked to list some of his favorite songs of theirs he could only think of two of their songs,"Rock and roll all night" and "Strutter". He was a fake-ass fan.
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"Tu Fan Tan" Motha Facko(see Facko)
Did you bring the Beer? You didnt? TU Fan Tan man."
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