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The whole February, girls aren't allowed to masturbate , like the boys in No Nut November.
Are you still in finger free February?
Yesterday night I lost g.
A parody of no nut November, it's where you have to get to forth base with someone every week
Variations includefull fuck February
Another parody of no nut November, I'm gonna fail fourth base February this year.
The follow up to famous Juicy Jizz January, Fortified Fucking February allows one to fuck as hard as they physically can due to the amount of nutting and gay porn watching.
Only works if one participated in Juicy Jizz January.
Ashley: "hey babe guess what~"
Brian: "What?"
Ashley: "Its Fortified Fucking February! I hope your dick is ready~"
A day for the ages... one of extreme celebration... 24 hours of supreme bliss... a day in which one of the greatest specimens to ever walk the earth popped out of a vagina, along with lots of nasty fluids. Who knew that on this day such kindness, beauty, and intelligence would come wafting out of that amniotic sac. That 7 pound 3 ounce pile of screaming human would one day come to grace the world with her charm, trying her best each and every day to make the lives of others around her better. All 8 billion other homo sapiens ought to thank our lord and savior Jesus Christ for blessing the world with this unique, one-of-a-kind girl named Lilly.
"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout on February 13th, 2004" -1 Thessalonians 4:16-17
February 8th birthdays. For people who’s name start with b, d, a, and h. Born from 2000-2007 people born on this day are very evil.
“February 8th birthday? What year?” “2002” “oh no, see ya!”
Thursday, February 21. Otherwise known as Babooshkas birthday.
Babooshkas Greatest Achievements :
-finished a bowl of ice cream in one, yes I repeat, one night.
-has somehow managed to see damn near every tv show to date
-self proclaimed master at beer pong (still awaits to be seen)
Things u might catch Babooshka saying:
“Bonkers”
“Swamped”
*Thursday, February 21 *
No one:
Babooshka: THATS BONKERS
FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.
Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes