fighting hawk

When a man pulls his dick out of another man's ass, violently slams it in his partner's mouth only to have his partner bite down and get lockjaw, causing violent shrieking and fighting.

Running Bear and his partner Dishesz Clenerr did the fighting hawk last night.

To be there is to fight

Is a phrase you say to a friend to show them camaraderie. It means you can’t always help someone with the task at hand but you are willing to sit with them through it and be there with them.

If a friend has to send a breakup text to a guy they went on one date with you can’t type it out for them but you can scroll through Instagram while they do it, listen to the numerous drafts, and encourage them to press send because “to be there is to fight”.

Fight Meh

A phrase that you shout out when somebody pisses you off, and you want to intimidate them. Warning: May actually result in an actual fisticuffs.

Helen: Your son is inferior to mine.

Joe: Fight meh Helen!
Helen: (0_0) Oh my word, he fears nothing!

buffalo fight

Two aboriginal women weighing at least 250 lbs fighting each other.

I won 50 bucks on the buffalo fight last night at the casino, it was wild

build fight

Something you can't play fortnite without

Yoo you wanna build fight?

Fight Hands

1. A show of passionate support or strong belief in a topic. Not an actual threat of violence.

2. To provide strong defense for a topic

Did you hear about that girl? She didn’t deserve that.

Nah, she deserved it. That’s something I’ll fight hands.

How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.