The realisation that your hand smells like a dogs coat after you have patted it.
Christo - "Carlos! I just patted your mutt and now I've got Hound Hand..Mah!"
Carlos "Ha, Mutt 1 Christo Zero!"
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When a person gets so angry their hands involuntarily flail to and froe while speaking in an effort to express their feelings. Usually in an uncontrollable and random motion indicating peaks of anger illustrating his/her emotions.
Coach was so pissed that we didn't score first half he he had angry hands the first 5 minutes of half time.
I hate when Will gets upset with his angry hands and douchey remarks.
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when someone is obsessed and loves hands
payton loves ryans hands. She is obsessed with them that she even has a collection! She has a hand kink!
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Ones hands who appear to be of ginger genes. Usually one of pink color finger tips
He bitch slapped me with his ginger hands.
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Hands that are extremely small, akin to the hands of typical female porn stars whose small size accentuate the size of the male porn star's member.
1. Check out that girl. She's got porn hands.
2. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is one of the few dinosaurs that had porn hands.
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The act of ejaculating into the palm of one's hand and then slapping a girl across the face. Usually done when a female refuses to allow a male to ejaculate in her mouth.
That bitch wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her a sloppy hand right in her face.
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Charli Hands is the most amazing person in the world. She deserves every single bit of love in the entire fucking world. If anyone were to hurt her I'd make you regret it. She is kind and sweet and definitely a cutie and I love her so much. She owns my whole heart. love you
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