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how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.

A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

by Brad Jelinek October 5, 2007

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2 glocks on 22gz, how you got clowned for a bacon egg and cheese?

2 glocks on 22gz, how you got clowned for a bacon egg and cheese?

2 glocks on 22gz, how you got clowned for a bacon egg and cheese?

by 2 glocks on 22gz November 19, 2020

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why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet

wasn't me

well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

by im in school right now no joke May 9, 2019


So how did you find out about lil peep?

A rhetorical question aimed to degrade a person’s true passions to exemplify the more sophisticated interests of another, especially when trying to serve an example of how much (or how little) substance someone has to offer in the context of online dating.

Wow, John is a very well educated fella with a deep passion for reading books on domestic policies across democratic nations, he can certainly get women with all those smarts! How about you, Will, so how did you find out about lil peep?

by A/b/rolol June 27, 2019

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feb 24 ask your crush how they feel about you day

it’s feb 24th!!

ask the person you like how they feel about you

feb 24 ask your crush how they feel about you day you : hi so how do you feel about me
your crush: β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

by js31 February 23, 2021


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.

ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

by December 13, 2017

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A tongue twister

Say it five times fast

by Keith May 21, 2004

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