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A: Someone's username on dakkadakka.com
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne
The internet is for Khorne!
The internet is for Khorne!
So grab your dick and double click for
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.
Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year
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Internet Bae is a term used on Quotev, meaning someone that you're REALLY good friends with- but here's the trick- if you live near them or with them they can't be your IB
"Nikki's IB is Amelia"
"IB Is Internet Bae isn't it?"
"Yeah"
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An internet uterus is the show of how much the internet cares about you, when the internet stops caring, your uterus has dried up.
Man, even Facebook has given up on showing me ads, my internet uterus must have dried up.
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A commercial blog that resorts to pop-up adds in a vane attempt to pay server costs or generate enough cash flow for a cup of coffee.
“Hey Biff. Why the long face?”
“Oh Buffy, I went to WeBeFoosballs to see what was up and it’s turned into an Internet Billboard.”
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When you get butt fucked by the internet.
Connected, No Internet is the most annoying thing ever.
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They are users on the internet (often found on youtube) that like to seek attention by starting arguments with other users. They also like to belittle you just because you commented something. They would also try to get you to react to them so that they can turn a lot of users against you or get users to attack you.
Here is an example:
User: I personally believe that minecraft is better than fortnite.
internet troll: Wow, you type like a 2 year old and your a baby because you like Minecraft better.
user: Stop talking trash because your typing is worst.
---internet troll edits comment---
other user: +user just shut up already and you cant tell people that their typing is worst.
This guy is totally an internet troll, he started a bunch of crap with me because i said that Minecraft was better.
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