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When a son tried to have sex with his mother.
That boy there is an Irish Whore!
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An Irish blessing is when you get cursed out by someone (usually for messing up).
Jonathon messed up so bad, Marc gave him an Irish blessing.
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Climbing into a bathtub full of an alcoholic beverage with your mate (clothed or unclothed) and sloshing around with mutual touching
Having a little ale left over from the Tuesday night shindig, Patrick filled his bathtub with froth and invited Helga over for an early morning Irish Fuck Shuffle
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When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years
May have had a little bit of an Irish bottle opener
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When you load up someone’s ear with bugs, beer, and three leaf clovers for cheating on you
Friend 1: Hey did you break up with Sarah after she cheated on you?
Friend 2: No, I just gave her the Irish ear bug and now we’re fine.
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When the girl is far beyond a dirty. She’s not even in the realms of a potential hookup. If you got with this girl your down horrendous. Usually around 200+ and has a face that g-d accidentally spawned. The worst of the worst looking chicks. You bring her to the family barbecue and your appetite fades immediately. A crime in itself.
Dude that girls and absolute Irish greaser. Get out of her line of sight.
When you walk into your buddy’s house and completely clog their toilet with a greasy shit.
After eating some bad Indian food I could make it all the way home, so I broke into my buddy’s house and left an Irish Mooney. And 12 hours later the smell could kill a goat.