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When a son tried to have sex with his mother.
That boy there is an Irish Whore!
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An Irish blessing is when you get cursed out by someone (usually for messing up).
Jonathon messed up so bad, Marc gave him an Irish blessing.
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Climbing into a bathtub full of an alcoholic beverage with your mate (clothed or unclothed) and sloshing around with mutual touching
Having a little ale left over from the Tuesday night shindig, Patrick filled his bathtub with froth and invited Helga over for an early morning Irish Fuck Shuffle
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When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years
May have had a little bit of an Irish bottle opener
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When you load up someone’s ear with bugs, beer, and three leaf clovers for cheating on you
Friend 1: Hey did you break up with Sarah after she cheated on you?
Friend 2: No, I just gave her the Irish ear bug and now we’re fine.
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When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.
Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.
"Holy shit! I don't remember ordering all of this... Must be an Irish Christmas!"
Similar to a Chinese Firedrill, but the participants run around the outside of a pub when the drill is called. The participants must then finish the remainder of their drinks once a lap is completed. Bonus points for stealing homeless people's belongings and not vomiting.
Dude, I've been working out and running a lot lately. I'm training for O'Connell's Irish Fire Drill.