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When your ebt card and welfare check come on the same day. This is indeed a rare occasion to be celebrated with 40 oz's and Newports.
Guy 1: My ebt card and welfare check came in the mail on theChristmas! I also sold some Crack and got shot.
Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!
A made-up word by CodeKirby on Scratch that means that you change something so it looks more festive.
"Mommy! Look! I made this toilet paper christmas-zy!"
When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.
"Dude, did you hear that girl at the party had a Christmas Coochie? It was rank!"
Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...
Normally followed by a Christmas Kick
(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!
When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree
Abbey: Same here 🎄
A christmas blog:
christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year.blogspot.com
provides lists of christmas carols and songs, christmas tree ideas, card designs, wallpapers, photos and lyrics.
christmas creep
christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year
Spreading Christmas Cheer
the tenth episode of the fifth season of the American television comedy series 30 Rock, and the 90th overall episode of the series.
Christmas Attack Zone was written by 30 Rock story editor Tracey Wigfield,2 her first episode for the fifth season, and her fourth writing credit overall after "Jackie Jormp-Jomp", "Future Husband", and "Don Geiss, America and Hope