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Justin Bieber

Some kid who sings. He's not actually bad in comparison to what is out there, but in comparison to what SHOULD be out there, he's not good. Same goes for his lyrics but since we are in a phase where one good reframe is enough for a good song, there's actually nothing wrong with him.

He has looks and he has a decent personality compared to, for example, some boy you'd meet regularly in your life. People who hate on him are following a fad or have some kind of personal problem, most likely esteem issues, but there are many other famous people in the world who should be hated much more for similar reasons people claim is why they hate him (i.e. him being talentless instead of him being good-looking and talentless).

He's as arrogant as a typical teenage boy and his voice is rather high, but both he will probably grow out of, similar to how there is a chance he will also grow out of his fame since these things usually have a life-expectancy.

Guy1: Justin Bieber has no penis.
Guy2: ...Right, I thought this gathering was about thinking up ways to end world hunger.

Girl1: Omg, I hate that girl-woman Bieber. He is setting such a bad example for America.
Girl2: Because we should definitely be blaming some kid instead of say, the parents raising America.

Guy: He can't sing and he's a fucking loser.
Girl: Are you sure that's why you hate him and it's not because you actually just like me without realizing it and I, like many, many teeny-boppy girls, have many posters of him, especially next to the stack of Twilight books by my bedside table?

by CEnn March 4, 2012

12๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

18 year old, Canadian male singer, that got his big break by posting videos of him singing and playing guitar on Youtube. Was wanted by both famous singers Justin Timberlake and Usher. Was signed to Usher and his label in late 2008.

Has had three platinum albums, 3 Grammy nominations, a world tour, best selling book, sold out the iconic Madison Square Garden in 22 minutes, blockbuster movie, best selling fragrance, has some of the largest fans in the world, has worked with Chris Brown, Ludacris, Boyz II Men, Drake, Mike Posner, Lil Wayne, Stevie Wonder, Usher, The Band Perry, etc.

Has had the celebrity girlfriends of Jasmine Villegas and Selena Gomez. Is hated by people that don't get Selena Gomez' vagina every night.

And...he's only 18.

Hater: Justin Bieber is a talentless fag and has no fans.
Fan of his music: I can't hear you over the Grammy nominations.

by Bitches got owned. March 24, 2012

16๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


justin bieber

a kid who probably wishes sometimes that he could be just like the rest of us, unfamous and normal. all haters already know theyre jealous of him deep down in their hearts, so i wont even go there. i dont love bieber, but i dont hate him either, because i have no reason to, and nobody else does either.

justin bieber has been going strong for a few years and hasnt washed up yet like everyone has predicted.

by greeneyes7377 June 19, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


justin-ed

two guys doing a girl in the ass and the vag at the same time.

"i totally justin-ed her last night"

by C.Hick April 25, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin Bieberr

Signs of the world ending.

Girl: OMG , JUSTIN BIEBERR IS SO HOT!
Me: the apocalypse is coming
Girl: ?

by mwakillz September 7, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 137๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin Timberlake

(n). Faggot singer who has no balls and likes to play with other's anuses. A member of the Bungholw Brigade.

Justin Timberlake is a member of the Bunghole Brigade!

by King Slim August 11, 2004

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justin timberlake

A shiny, trashy white boy with a voice that is surprisingly close to a squawking female canary, no moves, and cheesy songs.

Two guys at a kareoke (I have no idea how the hell to spell it) festival:
Dude 1: Dude, that guy sounds like Justin Timberlake.
Dude 2: So THIS is how he got to be famous!

by BobDylanROCKS October 12, 2006

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