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Australian joke about a "machine" supposedly made by a guy called simply - Joe, that never appeared anywhere and seems to be a fictional character.
Nice idea that does not work, because its is founded on quackery and pseudoscience about perpetual motion.
Joe cell is presumably a machine that runs on orgone - the "living force". There is no such thing.
The cell is actually supposed to be a free energy device, a perpetuum mobile which is impossible. It violates the law of conservation of energy.
The cell is actually an electrolizer and a very poor capacitator.
There are claims that the device, composed of stainless steel cylinders with water, consumes no water, which is absurd claim born from the fact that lots of developed hydrogen and oxygen during the electrolysis consumes only a tiny ammount of water, undetectable to sloppy observers.
Hence, it violates the law of conservation of matter, too.
Numerous persistent webpages connected to New Age (again, connected to various paranoical claims about human reptiles, illuminates, masons, etc.), clam that "orgone saturated gasses" are produced, when in fact, only hydrogen and oxygen are exiting the cell. During their ascencion, they mix and form a highly explosive gas (mixture of hydrogen and oxygen is very dangerous) which is the "third unexplainable gas" of "orgone properties".
There are unfinished blueprints all around the internet, and no one except probabbly creators of this myth actually built the "device".
Joe cell and orgone are mistakenly being connected to Nikola Tesla, because that great scientist and inventor is greatly mystified, probably perhaps hi-voltage and hi-frequency electric discharges and invisible things like radiowaves are too much for ignorant people, therefore, they must be magic.
Joe cell is a typical example of hardcore quackery combined with hi-tech stuff that seems magical to uneducated people that never saw electrolysis and do not know even the slightest clue about the world of physics and chemistry.
The Internet is a great place for mumbo-jumbo to inflate to fantastic dimensions, hence the huge number of orgone-related pages. Quackery feeds on human anxiety and ignorance.
It is a wide missconception that this is an alternative energy, but it has nothing to do with this. This is quackery, just like chemtrails and chembusters.
It is most likely an Australian joke that got out of hand and was spread over internet superfast, maybe deliberately.
Joe cell could be described simply as - bullshit.
"That man is running his car on Joe Cell, he's using free energy!"
"Will you shut the fuck up, you ignorant imbecile?!"
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In uneasy circumstances when things are not turning out as planned, it becomes morally correct to blame any Joe for the incident, regardless of the relation to you.
"Ugh! The Jays lost again? Dammit Joe!"
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A altenative rock band from Australia. They kick some major ass, and everyone needs to buy one of their skeleton-print t-shirts they wear in the video for 'Sarah'.
They have three albums out, most recent is 'Black Fingernails, Red Wine'.
Loser: Who the fuck are these emo punks?
Non-Mentally Challenged Individual: Are you kidding? Eskimo Joe are the shit. They do the alternative rock/power pop/goth pop awesomely.
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Joe Biden is America's hot grandpa. Oh baby, he could President me any day of the week!
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46th President of the United States
Joe Biden is the 46th President of the United States.
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republican asshole with no respect for our president who says "you lie" on impulse.
Ellen: Yeah i saw this hawt new mexican transfer in our class, i wonder if hes getting healthca---
Joe Wilson:YOU LIE!!!!!!!
Ellen: wow you're a faggot.
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Joe Biden is the 46th President of the United States (and incumbent as of 2021). He was sworn in on January 20, 2021, along with his running mate and incumbent Vice President, Kamala Harris. He loves trains, was an experienced Senator from 1973 to 2009, and served as VP under President Obama from 2009 to 2017. He defeated Donald Trump in the 2020 elections. He has ridden the Amtrak since his family had died in a car crash.
Joe Biden is the coolest old man ever.
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