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Johnson is a cool kid that loves sports like basketball. He is funny, cool, smart, and loyal. He’s a chill dude that loves to play basketball.
Damn is that Johnson, he’s dope and hot.
When asked a question (any question) to which one thinks you know the answer, the verb to "Johnson" is to waffle, procrastinate and create sufficient bluster so as to fool, create absolute confusion and go off on a tangent, leaving the questioning party stunned and bemused.
To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
I asked Boris what he'd like for dinner last night, and i got such a "Johnson" answer, i couldn't remember my name and i'd lost 25 minutes of my life. I felt like i'd been hit by a fucking bus. I do vaguely remember him spouting some shit about the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to Michael Jackson. I won't be doing that again.
Jerry: damn, that girl has a fat ass.
Nick: yeah, it majes me want to rub my johnson.
Jerry: same bro.
Johnson means a person who is kind smart can be dumb and who sucks at everything but in reality he/she is a good person with the bet personality
Johnson is the best please let me give u a head
Another phrase used for the term ‘joint’
He had just finished nutting in Becky’s tight hoop as he smoked on a big fat Johnson