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Rupert Jones moment

a way of telling your friends that you have witnessed a horrific accident or moment in time.

person 1 :" yeah my dog died today, another day another Rupert Jones moment"
person 2 : "damn bro, i feel you"

by November 30, 2022


Ellis Jones

a holy russian jesus suporter / the holy russian jesus

and starter of the russian jesus cult

Ellis Jones is the best

by the holy random kid November 13, 2020


Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl

The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe

by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019


Donnie Jones

Oh brother, don’t get me started dude, loves to guzzle beer, and bang fat bitches, dude is a real stinker

Did you see Donnie Jones with his new girl?

Yeah she’s a whale!!!

by guardchat April 24, 2024


grim jones

Noun - Some sick unknown artist seldom found in the utmost depths of the underground.
Verb - To be so addicted (Jonesing) to something that it ends up in a grim (deadly) outcome more often than not.

"yo, bro - did you see grim jones' new project?"
"another one? that fool just dropped an album last month! that boi gotta step up his marketing game"
"give him a break fam, he's on a grim jones. he doesn't need another excuse to do a hot shot"

by pseudoscience denier May 6, 2024


Meadow Jones

if your name is "Meadow Jones" I don't know how to tell you, but you are a horrible person and deserve nothing good. Please turn your life around by doing something good like buying your best friend v-bucks or robux.

Oh hi "Meadow Jones", I mistook you for a pile of poo

by Willy-is-Wonky January 4, 2023


Thomas Jones

Thomas Jones is an elite math teacher currently teaching at St Augustine's College Cairns, 251 Draper Street, 4870, QLD, Australia (Fax: (07) 4031 5465. He possesses many supernatural abilities including a third eye.

Thomas Jones taught me how to divide pi by 0

by The Lidinator October 19, 2020