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When you have sex with someone’s ex-girlfriend or ex-wife, Mom and Sister.
Did you hear about my best friend, he fucked my mom, then my sister, and rounded out the Kentucky Triple Crown trifecta by hooking up with my ex.
When a firearm is discharged in the rain and causes a bubble to appear around it as the force from the muzzle pushes rain up
“I saw John firing his rifle, and he created a Kentucky Umbrella with it!”
When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.
I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.
When a country music video has a lot of semi naked women showing their buttocks like in rap music videos.
" have you seen the new Lonestar music video, its a Kentucky moonshine! "
You’ll need someone old age for this to get that wrinkly pancake effect. Anyway the Kentucky Pancake is a famous sexual ceremony where maple syrup and crisped bacon is poured into a crack of an old folk. Propane is then sniffed to get that dizzy headache effect and you then proceed to motor boat the inside of the crevice.
- Woah man you made lovely Kentucky Pancake pancakes today thanks! My headache is absolutely killing me!
- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!
When you stick a drum stick in your arsehole and eat it.
Danny held me down and performed a Kentucky Chungus; In order to provide proper nutrition to the team before the big game.
“I wanna Kentucky Moms Slay.”
“Do you want to see my therapist..?”