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Shortened version of fucking hell.
"Look at that!"
"King hell!"
A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (women who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with women who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.
"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."
"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
A form of group sex that specifically consists of 1 man and 2 women. Ideally, the ladies involved should be bisexual and interact sexually with each other to some degree but this is not required. The two women may be completely hetero and have no contact or interaction with each other. Either way, the focus of attention is generally on the man. Any normal man who is legitimately attracted to women and finds himself blessed with such a spectacular bounty of female unicorns would NEVER decline to participate under either set of circumstances.
Note: A king's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform a variation of an "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended and encouraged. Whether it's the two ladies or one of the ladies and the guy who high five each other and regardless of the sexual position or configuration, the Eiffel Tower is certain to produce a cute little smile and / or giggle from one or both of the ladies and a rush of gratification and ego boost for the man.
See: FFM,FMF, MFF, threesome, group sex
See also: orgy, Peter, Paul and Mary
Alternate spellings: King's 3some, King's 3-some
Tom: Dude! You won't believe what happened last night. You know that sexy girl who's been nagging me to bang her?
Mike: Yeah. Did you cave in?
Tom: You could say that. Last night, we wound up at my place and started making out. Wouldn't you know, just as I was about to unfasten her bra, my gf shows up!
Mike: Aw, dude! That sucks! So, you're single now, huh?
Tom: Nah, man! She was into it! She joined in and we all had a blast! I must have banged them both like 2-3 times each. They were makin' out with each other and playin' with each other's tits. They took turns makin' out with me and suckin' on my dick. Whew! It was phenomenal!
Mike: Damn! You lucky bastard! I've always wanted to have a king's threesome.
IGN reviewer: Dude I'm stuck on the Nameless King can you help me so I give this game a 5 out of 10 instead of a 2 out of 10.
Mike: Git Gud dumbass
N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.
Sniff sniff...I smell a booty. Can it be? Is it a king James?
I love my king James!!
The morning after sex, simply great..you wake up bare and don't feel like putting clothes on, so you wrap the covers around you, like a cape, all the while you claim you are infact the King Nakee!
Women: Wow that was amazing sex!
Man: Well what do you expect, Im King Nakee
Women: You got that right, so how bout you take those covers off?
Men: Go fuck yourself. Im King Nakee!
Fit for a king is the best band in the world.