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Left Cunt

Someone who is being a right cunt, but you left them standing on the corner with their genitals in their hands.

He was trying to be a right smart ass cunt, but only looked like a little bitch when he got left cunted with his dick in his hand.

by Kazzie B October 25, 2022


I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022


Left Shoulder Moment

When one of the homies are rockin' a bit of a chub, but they don't wanna be too public about it. Can also be used if a guy sees something he likes in a sexual way.

Hey guys. *taps shoulder* *winks*

Hey, Matius! Look over there. Left shoulder moment, am I right?!

by Michael Churchill May 14, 2021


i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 26, 2021


Left-leg syndrome

The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.

My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”

by Normal people other than Chloe February 10, 2019


two left thumbs

An expression referring to someone who is bad at video games. Derived from the common idiomTwo left feet” which means someone who’s bad at dancing.

I was struggling to play the new video game. I have two left thumbs.

by mauriziaH July 4, 2021


left triangles

a gc that was originally made for roblox but somehow has people who don’t play in it with a hentai enthusiast

super check left triangles

by dazeisthecoolest July 19, 2021