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Something white people do... It is great because you get double the titties and YOU CANT GET PREGNANT!!!🍆🍑 A lot of people like to fuck or have lesbian sex for pleasure... It often causes JIZZ to become thicker in the vagina and harder to push into the dick whole or ass, it makes your pussy hard and sexy. It causes you to want to fuck your daddy or rape your own cock in the ass...🍆🍑🍌🥥🍪🐓🤰🏼❌🚫
I like sucking on titties while having LESBIAN SEX.
I moaned last night while having lesbian sex!”uhhhhh fuck me daddy, HARDER!!!”
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A term used to identify subaru wagons with excessive bumper stickers
Butch: "hey let's take your lesbian grocery getter to the store and buy a cucumber for tonight!"
Lizzie the lezzie: "ok, we can take my subaru."
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A lesbian who is 25 and over but parties at 18+ clubs because it's the only place she can seem cool. Also wears "Shane" or "Justin Bieber" hairstyle. Believes she's black but is white as a ghost. Has more nike tennis shoes than she does actual street cred. Often seen with shitty arm sleeve tattoos and wallet chains. Frequently works a dead end job and "crashes" at their parent's house... you know, until they can afford a place of their own. Be forewarned, this species of lesbian is prone to cheat, or as they call "serial monogamy". Thinks it uncool for someone to have a professional job, pay their bills and support themselves.
You'll know a Lesbian Douche Bag by her pick up lines, like, “Is your girlfriend sitting here?” (She sits down.) “Now she is.”
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when you see a fit girl and instantly get obsessed with her and you hyperventilate
olivia saw a girl and had a lesbian panic attack
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I walked up to her and grabbed her hips, pulled her closer and started tentatively kissing her lips. She deepened the kiss and her hands ran up into my hair, mine pulling her closer still and moving around her back. I poked my tongue against her lips and she bit it, she let me in. I shoved my tounge down her throat and she nibbled it and bit at it as her hands slowly ran up my shirt.
I pulled her behing me still kissing into the bedroom where I sat her down on my lap, my head was tilted up kissing her as her hands grasped my tits and slightly squeezed making me moan softly into her mouth. I started to move her against me, slowly, rhythmically. She got into the rhythm and started doing it herself as I ran my hands up the back of her shirt and felt her warm bare skin under my hands. I pulled her around and now she was underneath me laying down on the bed. I could feel her pussy throbbing beneath me, even through her jeans. I pulled myself from her lips and started kissing her jaw down to her collar bone. I bought me mouth up to her ear and gently brush her ear. "Take off your shirt." I commanded and she immediately stripped off her shirt to reveal her lacy black bra and perfectly round breasts. "Like what you see?" She moaned into my ear. I groaned in response
She unzipped her jeans and slowly slid them down her legs and her soaking wet thong was almost invisible it was that wet.
Best lesbian sex ever
"May I?" I say glancing up at her as I Lower my head down to her breasts. She turned her head up and moaned as I licked her hard nipples and moved my finger around in circles and i caressed the other. She was pulling at my hair to stop hers from moaning so loud.
She pulled at my shirt and j ripped it off revealing my Nike bra, she laughed silently "of course" as she put her hand into by bra and started squeezing my tits harder and harder. I quivered with pleasure.
I left one hand at her tits and kissed down past her dripping pussy to her thigh, and held her down with my other hand. I started kissing my way back up to her vagina. She started bucking as soon as my lips touched hers. I took my other hand down from her tits and held her down by her waist. I could feel her huge throbbing clit with my tongue and j started going back and forth and she screamed in extacy.
Part 1 of lesbian sex story
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A lesbian who has slept with only one man once and in that moment realized that she was a lesbian.
I'm a gold star lesbian but my girlfriend is a silver star lesbian.
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An epic comeback to "you're mom gay"
Jeff: You're mom gay
Jake: You're dad lesbian
Jeff: *dies*
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