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A kind of weird guy who smells really bad. He has anger issues and abuses dogs and loves his fake blonde hair. Once you get to know him he’ll probably start cussing you out and make you feel bad about yourself. Some people even say he hasn’t showered in months. Also addicted to fortnite so ladies he’s probably not a good idea
Have you heard of that fortnite sweat loser?
Matthew drinkwater?
YES
Matthew Drinkwater that men flock to. They are always told by other boys that they are extremely handsome. They swear they aren’t gay but we all know.
Man #1- did you see that cute guy
Man #2- is that a Matthew drinkwater
Man #3- OMG YESSSSSS HES CUTE
We have all met a few Matthew Drinkwaters in our life. Angry sometimes, sometimes they rage, sometimes they moan, but at the end of the day if a man needs a sleeping partner they are there for them.
Who is that king? - gay guy #1
MATTHEW DRINKWATER!!!! - other male
A Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a kind person. He may be annoying at times but he still is a great friend. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He's the best friend anyone could ask for. He's there when you need him unless he's playing a game. He's a HUGE gamer and cares about all his friends. He's nosey but that can be a good thing sometimes. If your sad, he can, in some way, make you happy. He doesn't expect you to tell your whole story. Overall, Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a fabulous person to have in your life.
Man I love Matthew Augustus Woodworth
A kid who loves people that look like a grinch and has a penis that is the size of a fingernail .
matthew owens is a cunt
Matthew Fife has a horse cock, and knows how to use it. Matthew Fife will take your girl home and she will be limping the next day
Have you seen Matthew fife he is so hot
The greatest human to exist bc they very extra and hot. They are so caring and affectionate to those they love. They are mostly into sports that are aquatic such as swimming because they are low-key fish. Matthew Maximilian's will go against everything that they have been raised up with and change their beliefs (religion) if they're passionate about it. Though they may be a player *COUGH COUGH* at a certain point in life, they eventually leave their fudgeboy ways. They are also very smart, but hella lazy so they don't use their intelligence to the MAXIMUM. ( get it heh cause maximilian ) Their taste in music ranges from Kpop to sad love songs which is mostly why they ever get sad. Their favorite group in Kpop is most likely Blackpink, primarily Jennie. ;) Overall, Matthew Maximilian's are the most handsome, skilled, talented, smart, amazing, godly, FUNNY and amazing humans. If you ever happen to meet a Matthew Maximilian, dont take them for granted because they are most likely going to be your most favorite person ever. Also, they love boba and Korean fried chicken. UPKO.
hey is that THE ONE AND ONLY OLYMPIAN, MATTHEW MAXIMILIAN?!?!