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When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.
“Weekend bender?”
“I got work Sunday but I’m still down for a Michael Fastbender.”
A goalkeeper for soccer, that's cooooool
Oh Michael freeman such a good keeper!
When your ignorance blinds you to the truth.
Or you're the anti-Chuck Norris.
Heads or tails?
Tails.
*Flips coin. It's a head, I win.
Uh, it's a face on there, so it's tails.
WTF? You a Michael Rappaport?
When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.
Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal
Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M
Means someone who plays scratch games
Yo that's a Michael Chan right there