Magic Mike Pence

An increasingly popular nickname for the newest candidate to throw his hat into the Republican Primary ring since it will definitely be a true feat of magic if he can win the nomination.

I read that Magic Mike Pence rode his rented Harley into a biker bar in Orlando, fully clad from head to toe in black leather, hoping that stripping down to his tightly-whities on the throbbing dance floor might get him enough votes to upstage Florida’s Governor DeSatanic!

Sir Mike Lewis

Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).

Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.

-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months

"Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag."
-Sir Mike Lewis.

Big Schlong Mike

A man who's penis is big, and I mean BIG. If you piss him off prepare for a Schlong Slap to the cheeks. If he makes you his bitch then you must carry his MASSIVE Schlong around church, Walmart, and funerals.

Jasmine was feeling extra horny, so Big Schlong Mike gave her a Schlonkey that she felt for a week.

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Pass Da Mike

1.Another slang for, "let me talk" for the person passing the microphone.

2.Korean Jack Black, may be spotted around yelling at innocent kids, commonly with a bag of a chips, and uncontrollably hysterical laughs. Also attempts to dress fashionably as possible but fails miserably due to a permanent beer belly.

To pass da mike verbally.

1.Pass Da Mike: Wa!


2.Pass Da Mike:Ah Herr HarRRr!

3.Pass Da Mike:Eh Harr HaraRRr!

4.Pass Da Mike:Oh Horr HaraRRrahaa!

5.Ben; *Put's feet up*

Pass Da Mike:Put your feet down.


6.Pass Da Mike:Woo! *clap* *clap* Cmown Cmown!

7.Ayeesh Um-mah!

8.Pass Da Mike:Look in the Mirror Joyce.

Michelle: Pass da Mike! Stop being mean to my sister!

9.Pass Da Mike:Omgosh Omgosh what's that smell?

Han:I'm Saaaaw ree!

Favorite bag of chips ie.
Lays.

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Mike Triple Kill

The act of a male, while having intercourse with a female, ejaculating once in each hole.

Meagan: "That was the best Mike Triple Kill i have ever had!"

Mike: "You know it!"

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Mango mike and ike

1.A particular flavor of mike & ike, that unfortunately tastes like a womans private area.

2. Another word for vagina

Dude, I'm finna get some mango mike and ike tonight

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Mike Mo Capaldi

The God of skateboarding.
sponsered by: Girl. Thunder. Lakai.
Watch him skate, then ask your self. "was that switch?"

Mike Mo Capaldi rocked the Fully Flared Vid."

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