mud balling

And upgraded form of tea bagging. This is done by covering one's own testicles in fecal matter before placing them against the face of the victim.

"You goin' to let him get away with mud balling you?!"

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mississippi mud puddle

while having anal sex with your partner, you proceed to urinate inside his/her butthole. Followed by removal of the penis and lying on the ground (preferably a solid and easy to clean surface) your partner still containing the urine inside them proceeds to deficate on your face.

"oh my jenny, whats that awful stain on your new carpet?"

"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"

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Walk through mud

The act of fucking a women while on her period.

If you can walk through mud you can smash in blood.

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pasadena mud slide

when a person sets fire to a womans pubes then jacks off on them to put it out

my girlfriend got a nasty burn while we were doing the pasadena mud slide

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full of blue mud

You don't know what you're talking about. Or you do, and are just trying to pull a fast one on someone.

Global warming? What global warming? Those silly environmentalists; they're always full of blue mud!

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Mississippi mud pie

The art of shitting in a hollowed out watermelon and fucking it until it’s purple

I’m so horny I could really use a Mississippi mud pie right now

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stomp a mud hole

(v.) To kick someone into the ground.

I will stomp a mudhole on Elitists' face.


Oh well, by the looks of things somebody beat me to it, haha!

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