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When a girl mixes up muffin batter, and funnels it in with her pussy in the air. She then proceeds to take a hair dryer and hold it on her vag until the muffin is firm, yet still moist.
Dan: My, Lyndsey, those were some fantastic pussy muffins you made this morning.
Nick: I agree, and the cylindrical shape makes them easy to carry for an on-the-go treat.
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a noun describing a suburban area caucasian woman with a household annual income greater $250,000.00 and overall assets of one million.
westin woman are in the muffin club
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A person *cough* brenda *cough*, who tells people that they are the muffin man.
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.
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the fat that rolls over the top of your pants.
Wow, look at that muffin top!
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A creative way to call someone a piece of shit
George: Your such a scum muffin
Frank: Your a faggot for saying that, now die
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a girl who has an enormous bulge in her crotch region.
G1: damn! that girl looks like she has balls!
G2: she's a muffin smuggler!
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To poop in a field. Or to poop in a medow, and a bathroom or on someone's door step is to make a medow muffin.
I just made a huge medow muffin
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