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Originated in the early 2000's, Bum Jum was a show of stupidity, and stuff. Bum Jumish is a word to define anything remotly stupid or in any way related to Bum Jum or Starbucks.
That dude is so Bum Jumish/this coffee is so Bum Jumish
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the act of shitting between 2 pieces of bread to create a sandwhich.
crocker: hey guys im back with a sandwich
me: you have most probably shat in that
ash: yeah he did he's eating bum bread.
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1. The slang reffering to contracting a sexual transmitted dessease through anal-sex
"Don't mess with her man she got bum stung by the Herps"
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A bum towel is a personal towel used specifically to dry ones butt cheeks (buttocks) and butt crack (inter gluteal cleft) after a bath, shower or swim.
The aim is to prevent wiping your arse over the rest of your body.
Did you just use my bum towel to wash your face? You just got my fecal matter all up in your grill.
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A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.
Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!
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when someone has got their head shoved so far up their ass that they are wearing their bum as a beanie.
(guy is parked at a green light)
driver behind - (beeps horn) stop wearing your bum beanie!
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Diorrhea with large chunks in it. Its a bit thicker than water; same consistancy as a slush puppy, may be blue or red or both.
'That curry gave me terrible bum slush!'
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