i phone 100

Apple is going bankrupt and is losing new ideas. Gotta keep the revenue up so they create new iphones.

Steve: TIM YOU FUCKING IDIOT! CREATE SOMETHING NEW!
Tim: But, the i phone 100 is legendary!
Steve: YOU JUST RENAMED THE IPHONE 10 YOU IDIOT!
Tim: we don't know how to make, we know how to sell..

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running into phone pole

This is what happens when you are running and you don't look out ahead, then you run into a damn phone pole, punch it with a fist, and fall on your behind!

Steve was running fast, until all of a sudden when he went running into phone pole!

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Intimate Phone Sex

Being so horny that you have to shove your penis in the charging port while the women on the other side shoves the entire phone up her vaginal canal

Theadore: Marissa, I love you so much let’s have intimate phone sex tonight
Marissa: ok last time I did this part of my case got stuck in my uterus

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Lying to his phone

A situation in which someone is pretending to be on the phone for the purpose of trying to look like they talk to people other than their mother or because they want to avoid having to talk to people they recognise in the surrounding area. Near enough always done by males, who want others to believe they're desired by many ladies when in fact they would probably die if a pretty girl approached them.

David: Kyle's over there, shout him and ask him if he has done the homework set by Rogers

Pete: Nah man he's on his phone to one of his people, might be a girl

David: Dude, he got rejected by the ugliest girl in school and everyone despises his snitching ass, he's clearly lying to his phone.

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blowing up my phone

Sending message after message for however long you want to stop

Ex: My boyfriend was blowing up my phone because he didn't know where I was.

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Piss me through the phone

The act of peeing loudly while talking to your friend on speaker phone. The person on the other end of the conversation will most definitely try to convince themselves it was a drinking fountain.

Ellie: *pssssssss* so, you wanna hang out later?
Molly: Sure... what's that noise?
Ellie: Oh nothing.
Molly: I'm hoping thats a drinking fountain. Don't piss me through the phone, dude.

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Fifty-Yard Phone Call

When a friend is around the opposite sex and their significant other calls them. And then they walk away about 50 yards and talks very quietly on the cell phone to avoid being in "trouble".

This term also includes :

Going outside to talk on the phone, to the restroom etc..

Brandon - "Yo where's Squanto? Linda is asking for him."
Jim - "He is making a fifty-yard phone call."
Brandon - "That sucks, is he in trouble?"

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