the act of one breaking wind in front of a cooling or heating device that allows air to circulate within a small living space.
Girl - Man, Tim is a jerk.
Guy - Why? what happened?
Girl - Tim beef conditioned the room. It filled matter of seconds.
Guy - Priceless
When a woman queefs on a guys ass or asshole
"His girlfriend and him were beef muggling last night"
When someone known to brew up the worst farts known to mankind puts their ass in another persons face and lets "one" go.
After Brian passed out on the floor he was beef Stew'd by Johnny.
After eating cottage cheese lasagna for a night, you shit on a women, she pukes in your mouth, you shit that out, that's barbers beef.
Me and my girl Stacy have been getting more seriously lately, I even have some Barber's Beef left on the floor last night.
Beef-wit (n.) a slow or stupid person, one lacking in sophisticated thought and expression.
Philly sports fans caused a delay of the game again. Those beef-wits have been eating too many steak sandwiches.
The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord – Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene 1
the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.
That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.