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When you suck the ganache out of a chocolate truffle, refill it with your nut, and feed it to your lover.
We split a bag of Lindor truffles and I gave her a double dutch nut, sweet and salty.
Putting two fingers in your nose (one per hole) while giving a blowjow, thus grasping for breath while breathing in.
Man 1: "What's wrong with Vicky? She just came back from the toilet looking blue like a smurf!"
Man 2: "My bad! I just layed a Dutch Dirt Devil on her."
Man 1: "Bet the toilet room floor looks clean as hell!"
Inserting a tube anally to relieve flatulence
I haven’t farted for a week so I scheduled a Dutch pole vault.
When you fart directly in someone's mouth trying to cure them of hypothermia!
Megan was laying in bed freezing to death, so Lonnie used the technique called The Delaware Dutch Oven to revive her from the inside out.
A mythical creature commonly seen in the furry fandom
(noun)
My Dutch angle dragon is so cool
A double Dutch donkey is a person who works non-stop, relentlessly working, without rest, aka “double Dutch” jump rope, all hooves all the time!
“I have been workin like a double dutch donkey. Cause if my husband gets fired , we better have a cushion”