Hair Doo

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While in the 69 position, the man or woman slowly defecates in a steady stream of diarrhea, producing a 'shampoo' for said mate to enjoy and giving the recipient a whole new hair 'doo'. Leave this one to the pros.

Dammit, Steven gave me another hair doo last night; It's going to take a year to get it all out!

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blue hair

Blue hair is a nessesity.

I just got blue hair today and im suprisingly happy!

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Hair Job

It a happy ending to a hair cut where the stylest takes you in the back and gives you brain. Most likely to take place at Great Clips.

"Yo did you get a hair cut?" "hell yeah and that bucket hooked me up with a hair job" "damn chaalay how come you always get a hair job every time you go in that place?"

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hair metal

Hair metal is a term that was coined in the 1990s, but in it's heyday in the '80s it was called "glam metal." It emerged in the mid and late '70s with bands like KISS, Van Halen, Def Leppard, etc. However, disco and the singer soundwriter era dominated that era until 1981 when MTV came out and drowned our TVs with New Wave and punk rock. It wasn't until '83 when Quiet Riot's "Cum on Feel the Noise" topped the charts, bringing "hair metal" into the mainstream.. Bands like Iron Maiden, Ratt, Motley Crue, etc. At the same time, the bands in the LA scene from the sunset strip would make it big in the mid and late '80s. From the late '80s into the beginning of the '90s, hair metal became saturated with power ballads, alcoholism, and problems within the bands. The hair metal power ballad dominated the charts from 1986 through 1991. Then all of a sudden, an unknown band from an underground scene in Seattle launched this one particular song in late 1991 that changed the rock scene forever... By 1992, hair metal fizzled away....

"Hair Metal=Jack Daniels, parties, women, panties, fame"

"Kick-ass scene in '85, lame-ass power ballads and excessive drinking in '90."

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Fake Hair

One would think that human beings might except the fact that we inevitability lose hair. However, some have gone to unforseen lengths to apply many forms of Fake Hair to their head. By means of removal of the pubical hair and tape-ape to the head, maybe. But one thing is for sure: It's a sick world out there, kiddo.

Man: Honey, have you seen my Fake Hair spray can??
Woman: Yes dear, it is beside the Anal Lubricant. Top Shelf.

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lesbian hair

Shae gets the epidome of lesbian haircuts

We could tell the girls at the concert were queer by their lesbian hair cuts

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scene hair

a hairstyle popularized by sceneyn boppers/indie fucks. Without variation dyed pitch-black, long in the front, shorter and/or spiked in the back with eye-concealing black bangs and (for girls) a nostalgic, vintage polka-dotted bow/headband/barette.

Everywhere you can think of. Try the "indiefucks" community on livejournal.

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