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The Long Island Lolita is the classic Long Island Tale of a teenage girl who seduced A much older married man. When he wouldn’t leave his wife, she shot her in the back of the head. And made Long Islanders look like white trash messes.
1- you’ve never heard of long island Lolita?
2- Bruh just cause I’m from Long Island doesn’t mean I know them OH MY GODDD
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The best reality tv show on the whole fucking
Planet. It's like survivor and the bachelor mixed together. Only straight Australians can be on the show and I could have been on the show if I wasn't Swedish and love spaghetti so much.
I fucking love Love Island Australia because there's straight couples
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This is when a couple performs the sexual position called "the butterfly" and uses the vaginal lips as wings. In this process, when he is able to wrap the wings around his body, the vagina, therefore, rips. He then rides.
Sex on a slip and side ... like a rhode island rip and ride.
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School in which really sluty girls and guys attend and give everyone around them STD'S. In addition they are extemely unintellgent and spread there ignorance through peer preasure.
Girl 1: Hi, I'm a dumb blonde can i give you Aids?
Guy 1: Sure, Take it in the ass you dumb bitch!
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The act of having anal sex while the receiving partner has diarrhea all over the other partners penis.
"Wait, stop! Maybe Taco Bell was a bad idea. I'm about to back yard Coney Island all over you!"
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A sexual act in which a man lies prostrate on the ground, and the receiver jumps off a bed or similarly high platform and attempts to land upon the man's penis.
My girlfriend is a total freak! She asked me if I wanted to try a Long Island Long Jump with her!
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The fourth season of the amazing cartoon, Total Drama Island. Chris McLean takes 13 new teenagers back to Camp Wawanakwa, which is now radioactive, for a chance at another million dollars.
Dakota: I can't wait for Total Drama: Revenge of the Island! | Neko: I know, it will be so good! | Mikey: I think Dawn will be the best! | MrD: When will CN premiere it?!?! | Ale-Alejandro: Can I be in this definition?
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