When you forget to bring snacks from LIDL, leaving the whole team starving.
You just Mikkel P'ed the team, damn dogg!
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A "P-Funk" is a person (mostly a British person) who is snobby and brags/talks quite a lot.
"you see that guy that being such a P-Funk" - person 1
"yeah that asshat" - person 2
"I hate his guts" - person 1
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A program that's supposed to be fun, but ends up being a living hell.
Person 1: "Hey, how's P-Tech going?"
Person 2: "Don't even get me fucking started."
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A sexy, chunky,...handsome beast of a man that will take hold over your genitalia in a single glance (trust me I know) p daddy will have you licking your body all over in the shower like a dog (Iβm getting to horny for this) if your lucky heβll take you to the stabbin cabbin, if your not. Youβll never be satisfied again. Beware his fat thick sausage is bigger than a rhinos. Iβm the act you wonβt know where your flesh ends and his Flesh begins but these words cannot account for the p daddyβs exquisite body so I encourage you to stop reading this and go see for your self
Oh p daddy no more talk pls desiccate my vag now
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When someone is trying to make you say 'Pubic hair'. They write it down on a paper, and you say it out loud. That's it.
Guy 1: "Dude, read the name of the author of the book I just read!"
Guy 2: "P. Yubicare."
Guy 1: "AHAHHAHAHAAHAH"
Guy 2: "Fuck you!"
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She's amazing, She's such a slay! She's a very social butterfly and slays everyday all day
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β Pushing P β the act of being with a group of 11 boys and fist fucking them one at a time. After the fisting has commenced one of the individuals places his / her penis inside the 11 boys while screaming the lyrics to β Drip or Drownβ
Hey bro you been Pushing P?
Yeah homie 24/7
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