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Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.
Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
toilet paper gives me an itchy ass
A Paper roll which has different uses, such as:
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum
Carol: Honey, I'm gonna go buy some toilet Paper!
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!
hehe, 69
Nonexistent in stores during 2020
Damn bro the dont got no toilet paper
An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.
Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.
Post-apoclyptic currency.
"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"
1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes
P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.