When the poop is so big the plumbing has trouble getting her down to the sewer
Damn John, I just took a pipe shaker.. shook so hard I thought the plumbing was going to come out of the wall!
When a woman is getting piped in both holes.
Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.
The man who wears the pants in a homosexual relationship. He “fills” his boyfriend’s, otherwise known as the “Twinkie” , cavities with his crème from his piping bag.
“Look at that gay couple over there”
“Who do you think is the piping bag in the relationship?”
When you only use the head or tip of the penis to fuck a girl.
I won’t be doing too much tonight I’ll just give her semi pipe.
A broadband internet connection.
I just downloaded Naughty Office Vol. 75 in two minutes with my gigabit pr0n pipe.
The list of people that have given the same man oral sex.
Sandy and her best friend Renaldo were both part of Todds’ pipe club.