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When you're late for your job as a renowned experimental physicist and then get ironically shot with a particle accelerator while outside the lab.
Jenkins didn't show up for work yesterday. He claimed it was because of an oreo rocket.
When a chick wearing high heels crushes your balls, then makes you ejaculate red.
"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."
When a girl is on her period and suddenly sneezes and a giant blood rocket shoots out of her
"god bless you, Tina"
"Thanks. I'm on period so you know how that goes"
"Blood rockets suck! They just blow out of you!"
(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?
Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
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A mechanic from Fortnite seasons, where a player shoots a rocket, and other player will jump into it, ridding the rocket and moving at high speed by the manp.
Shall not be confused with Rocket Jumping, a mechanic involving rockets for movement, but from TF2
Bro, we won the game after Rocket Ridding to the enemy base, and then ambushing them with shotguns.
The act of pouring hot sauce down your weiner while getting pegged.
Me and my girl tried an Arizona Fire Rocket last weekend.