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When you're late for your job as a renowned experimental physicist and then get ironically shot with a particle accelerator while outside the lab.
Jenkins didn't show up for work yesterday. He claimed it was because of an oreo rocket.
like a red rocket but the dog also gets blue balls
Guy 1: what was that moaning i heard in your room earlier
Guy 2: i let my dog fuck me
Guy 1: did the dog get a red rocket from that?
Guy 2: it got a blue rocket
Guy 1: bro why tf would you do that to your dog
A Hip Or Up To Date Old Person
John Joe Is A Cowboy Rocket Thinks He Knows How To Use A IPhone
it T H R O B IN
wow i love big papas pocket rocket
It's like sky rocketed but going in the opposite direction.
I gave so few fucks before this project. The amount of fucks I give now has hell rocketed.
Where she pulls out your foreskin as far as it goes, then blows her nose farmer style into it to lube it for a few tugs
She gave me a Rollback Rocket last night because.....well.....why not.