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RULE #1

Rule #1 within a marching band:
No sex on the bus.

If you break rule #1, you're breaking rule #2 (don't suck.)

by Aralyn January 7, 2008

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rule the shit

The furthest advanced in their field, at the top of their game.

Often used as self-celebration in "I/we rule the shit" after a proffesional performance.

Ferrari rule the shit in most famous car marques.


Nike rule the sportswear shit.



Lametalk rules the shit in getting fucked over

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


rule 34

Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.

Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.

Most commonly used on various message boards for various reasons, from humor to cruelty.

rule 34: god is everywhere in any body

by sexy 661 January 25, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ja Rule

wanksta. Fake ass gangsta that aint popped shit, that aint shit to no one. ggggggggg- G UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!

URV, BLACK CHILD, TAH. bUT NOT U ashanti, u no how i feel about u baby

by trigger hillmore, from the ray team December 3, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rule 124

Never ever interrupt yourself in the middle of a story.

Marquz: And then I was like, hol- Wait yesterday i saw a duck eating a pigeon.

LLLoyd: Dude, don't rule 124 yourself...

by Definitely Not A Robot September 24, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snow Rules

When snow conditions cause driving to become difficult. Conditions inhibit the ability to stop, go, see lane markings, etc

Note: only applies while snowing, before being plowed, with limited other traffic on the road

I was waiting too long at the traffic light, so I just went. Snow Rules!
I don't know if this road is one lane or two, oh well. Snow Rules!

by kalif_90 February 24, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rule of 5

Spread your hand out and point to each finger and say "I . . . don't . . . give . . . a . . . fuck". It means I could care less, whatever you say or do has no effect on me. It is used when it is inappropriate to actually say "I don't give a fuck"

Boss: I'm gonna have to suspend you for 2 days.

Me: Rule of 5.

Ex-girlfriend: If you don't go to the concert with me I'm gonna break up with you.

Me: Rule of 5.

by sunkeyeno.3 July 22, 2011

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