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When you masturbate so much that your dick gets red and dried out.
He's going home alone tonight, looks like he's gonna pull a rusty venture!
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Jacking off until your dick becomes red and wrinkly.
I gave myself a Rusty Venture after finding my stash of old porno in the attic.
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When you jerk off so much that your penis becomes painfully red and scabby.
I snorted some crank and watched pornhub for 12 hours, and gave my self a rusty venture.
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When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
It's been so long since I've had a girlfriend that all I have now is a Rusty Venture.
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The act of performing fellatio while tickling or fingering the anus
That chick was giving me head, then all of the sudden she put a finger up my bum. She was playing the Rusty Accordion
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When a man's butt hairs dread together from not showering.
"I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "
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You have to have a bald head. You eat a woman's ass out. She then shits on your bald head. After she shits on your head you
proceed to insert your skull into her vagina.
Dude you better take your glasses off, you might get them lost doing a rusty padula.
What are those brown spots on your head? Oh thats just from the rusty padula.
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