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Running a knife across your left wrist like your playing a song on the violin
Go play the sad violin you emo
A term used to define when your 🗿 didn't go so well.
John: Look at that sad moyai, bet he can't do a 🗿
Lisa: Hey guys! 🗿
Everyone: Not funny, didn't laugh
Lisa: :(
Joe: C'mon guys! You just turned her into a sad moyai!
When you hire a Japanese prostitute, and you find out halfway through, she’s shit in the bed.
I went on shore leave in Okinawa and when I woke up, she had given me a sad teriyaki.
When a suicide bomber can't blow him self up because he is scared.
"Osama couldn't blow him self up because he had suicide sad."
The period over Christmas and new year when all the random boys from your past reach out to you. They’re still single and their loneliness is at its peak.
Example text “ Maybe I thought I'd say hi after many years. Xo”
“Hey it’s been way too long between messaging but how have you been?”
Have you been getting lots of randoms texts lately? Yeah it’s sad boy season.
The very moment summer leaves fall to the ground, and that first crispy cold wind hits your face. The exact instance that you consider the transition of Summer or Fall.
The music hits a little harder during Sad Boy Season
A defeating sadness participants receive when it is discovered there is no more condoms left right before engaging in intercrourse. Symptoms include frustration, angst, unfufillment, and most notably blue balls.
Brett- Did you hook up with that random from the bar last night?
Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.
Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!