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A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
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The idea of management treating it's employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. Similar to Stockholm syndrome. If you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.
SSgt- Hey airman...I know we're pulling twelves this week, but I'm gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work
A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...
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An attempt to cautiously convey a greeting and embrace between individuals, one or more who may currently armed with operational explosive ordinance. HumorMocking extremist violence
Man 1: It has been a long time, my friend. Welcome back!
(goes to embrace Man 2, who blocks his attempt)
Man 2: Better make it a Radical Side Hug. Radical Side Hug. I'm wearing 20 pounds of C4 explosives, and I'm feeling gassy.
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A major contributing to a degree that requires little to no brain power to complete. Monkey material.
"Yo man you wanna go out and commit some crimes?"
"Nah man i got a paper to write."
"Stfu you monkey, your're literally studying Social work, you a side quest major"
" Damn u right"
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I finally fucked Tiffany in the ass! But bitch was so drunk she took me to the Dark side of the Moon before I could pull out!
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A fat womans left on poop side.
Ugh,Abby's green hill side is full of green!
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It is when you put your wiener in her butthole, plug her ears, and play pink floyd while fingering her her clit
Dan just showed Ashlee both sides of the moon
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