When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle
She gave me such a slimy bacon last night
During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.
I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate
Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.
The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.
When you are sitting in IHop and you reach for your bacon and realize you it wasn't your bacon.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.
Luke was sitting in IHop and he reached for his bacon and then realized it was Stranger Bacon!
A party with mostly females attending.
I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.