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When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
Cum Shot Facial. When the male cums on each cheek below the eye. And the Cum drips down.
Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.
Girl he gave me that Chowder Beard
I look like I just got Chowder Beard
a fake crush on the opposite sex that one makes public in order to appear heterosexual
“I don’t really like Ashley, she’s just a beard crush. I really like Adam...”
Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.
“Did you hear that Emily and John participated in bearding? His beard color doesn’t match his hair!
When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls
Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?
A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.
Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!
Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
A voice so soothingly masculine it has a beard
“Hey did you hear the new Amon Amarth album?”
“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”
“A bearded voice indeed.”
“Silence, brit.”