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To throw cards: intention of chatting up a girl because she turns you on
Throw cards: Someone is throwing cards to a girl because she turns him on
One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...
Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww
the nope card (by Exploding kittens) is somehow more powerful then the uno reverse card, which doesn't make any sense. it can cancel many things, like, it could cause a rick roll video to stop working or get an ad, i would also dub it the miracle card. cause it can do mostly 42.68% of things in life.
Joe uses exploding kitten card
Joe Tries To Use Uno Reverse Card To Save Himself
Wilford Uses the Nope Card
Joe HAd Nothing Else, so He died this very day.
the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER
I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.
A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.
When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.
Someone who takes great pride in writing thoughtful cards.
Oh, that's why you were stressing out about the card. I forgot, you're a card person."
Something that assholes think is revoked for doing something unmanly, but is actually taken away if you say douchey things like the word "man card"
Normal guy: I think High School Musical 2 was a pretty good movie.
Douche: Bro: I'm gonna have to take your man card away for that one!
Normal guy: Well, I'm gonna have to take away your man card for saying the word "man card"