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when a guy cums into a girls ear
omg, i can barely hear out of my right ear, matt gave me a cream bowl last night.
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ribbons of creme otherwise known as jizz or titty juice. most likely used when ejaculation is cream ribbonish. you know.
(dude 1)Hey dude, I shot this awesome cream ribbon last night all over this bitch's face.
(dude 2) awww man that's a fat load!
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A bowl of cream is amazingly useless...therefore a bowl of cream signifies EPIC FAIL.
Man 1: *trys to jump onto ledge*...*man falls to face*
Man 2: BOWL OF CREAM, sir!!!
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When two lesbians put cream on their pussies and scissor so fast and hard that the cream gets whipped. The result of this is some fresh pussy-flavored whipped cream. An intense lesbian couple would actually lick the whipped cream off their partner's pussy.
Jane "Hey, wanna make some pussy whipping cream?"
Karly "what?"
Jane "You know, we can even lick it off each other's pussies!"
Karly "Okay, sounds like fun!"
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The act of giving a girl a creampie, promptly pulling out and throwing a handful of oatmeal on it.
I went to eat some oatmeal this morning, but then remembered that I used the rest of it last night when I did the Oatmeal Cream Pie to that girl from the party.
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A douchebag comment generally used by the office tool, it means that someone who is exceptionally good will distinguish himself from others and be noticed.
Taken from the homogenisation process of milk; during this process, the lighter fatty portions of the milk rise to the top due to lesser density. These fatty portions are then skimmed and made into a separate product: cream.
Andy "What are you on now Chris 3k?"
Chris "Yeah boi!"
Nayan "What are you on Andy? £195!! Haha"
Andy "Cream rises Nayan, cream rises"
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a certain female with all the grooves and moves of a lady. tall and sleen. loves to avoid questions that involve her personal life and is great at changing the topic.
hey whats up "ice cream shop"?
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