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The usage of “Win a real ring” has been highly controversial. However, usage of this phrase is appropriate only for one player, and that is Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant is the slimiest and weakest superstar in NBA history, and joined a 73 win team to achieve his two titles. Hence, he needs to win a real ring.
Kevin Durant: Respect to Da god Kyrie Irving
Knowledgeable fans: Win a Real Ring, DurSuperTeam
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The act of masterbating then nutting or cumin on your hand and it drips down your fingers
" ahhh damn it i was watching that new porn and gave myself a four finger ring.."
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When ones flaccid penis is put into an empty beer can and made erect by porn or some other method.
Often used at frat hazings.
And for your final challenge, you will endure a Hobo's Cock Ring.
Whats that?
You'll see.
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When a Mexican man fists a women in her vagina with snakes wrapped around his fist until she squirts and bleeds at the same time
Dad: don't try a Mexican boxing ring with your partner ok?
Son: no promises
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the light brown ring arround the end of ur dick ,it is the result of circumsision
brown ring of awesomeness
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It is when a man takes a piss while the ring of the toilet is down. The accuracy of men pissing is terrible, leading to the cause of getting urine all over the ring and just leaves it there. The "Gold Spotted Ring" is born.
1. "Dude, did you leave a Gold Spotted Ring on my toilet again?"
2. "I swear to God, I didn't!"
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