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A whore who badly represents women as shopaholic, materialistic bitches who obssess over getting some dick and are highly unstable.
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a horse
Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse - scientific fact
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The reverse of a Cinderella story, usually in a situation where everyone hates the Cinderella. It can also be a David vs. Goliath situation where everyone wants to see Goliath win, because everyone hates the underdog.
I can't believe she gets to be homecoming queen just because she was on "Made." It's such a Sarah Palin Story.
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See Dee Snider. Vocalist for Twisted Sister.
If you type in Dee Snider in google, Sarah Jessica Parker's image appears.
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Glenn Beck, what a maroon! A real Sarah Palin MILF, that one.
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An amazingly gorgeous actress. She is cute, as well as pretty, and definitely SEXY. She is not the kind of girl you would jack off to. You would just want to hold her in your arms forever.
1. Sarah Michelle Gellar; I want to hold her like my teddy bear.
2. Sarah Michelle Gellar is Gorgeously gorgeous
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A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.
God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.
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