Snake Woman

A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.

L: "OMG, Monica didn't texted me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."

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milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

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Toxic Snake Plant

A lying manipulative person who seeks to turn places into their toxic battleground and seeks to ruin your relationships. They are not to be trusted and are extremely dangerous to communities.

Mushroomz is a Toxic Snake Plant

snakes on a plane

Used to express extreme dissatisfaction with a given situation.

Approximate meaning: "What the fu*k?"

God almighty, snakes on a plane, what do you mean we're out of beer?

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snakes on a plane

expressing absurdity; describing overkill so over the top it's illogical. can be positive or negative

dude my car broke down on the highway and i can't afford a tow. can you pick me up?

sure. where are you at?

best buy.

best buy? how'd you get there?

i pushed my car here so i could buy an xbox 360

wha?! you are snakes on a plane retarded

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Paper Headed Snake

A 'Paper headed snake' is created (or given birth to) when a person defecates (shits) in the bush. the 'paper head' is created when the used toilet paper is dropped on top of the shit. It is said that if you step on a paper headed snake it will latch onto (stick to) your footwear and never let go (hopefully you are wearing footwear when you step on one. This is another mythical Australian creature like the famous drop bear, Yowie, Bunyip, Hoop snake and redbacked funneltiger. I am sure this species is not confined to the Australian bush and can be found worldwide

I was bushwalking just near the campground when I stepped on a paper headed snake, the bastard wouldn't let go of my boot

Two-Faced Snake

This is to refer to a person who goes out of their way to betray peoples' trust. They are mean and go out of their way to be so.

That person is a Two-Faced Snake because they decided to go behind my back and betray me.