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1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."
Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.
The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.
Never discuss Politics or religion with those you truly love.
Be thier for a friends/family even after that friend/family members has crossed you in the past. There was a reason they were part of your life from the get go.
Never judge a book/movie by it's cover. It's all sales and marketing tack designed to allure your sights to the product. Reading in to and research is the only way to understand it completly for yourself.
When you say love it means, you are willing to do the right above all, for that reason. Even if it means stumping yourself short in the end. People will always find a way back up from down and vice versa.
Knanny theory: All will be well
another Day
another sell
Unconsious minds bring upon thier own hell
Love with your mind
Keep you heart beating
Journey the next day my darling kind
It's only your body depleting
I'll love now as I did then
Artisctic ability's warm your soul
Speaking again, only you will know when
Take a glimps choose your goal
I wish you what brings you solace with a smile
For some one to hear the words stay a while
Will bring a bridge and fill a gap
Nor soldiers slain, riddled, with sap:)
The scientific and philosophical theory stating that at any point of its' existence- there is at least one tomato either submerged, or floating upon any of the worlds oceans.
Me: "I'd like to introduce you all to Aflo's Theory-"
Scientists: "Oh? What is it?"
Me: "It is a theory stating that at any given moment- there is at lest one tomato in the ocean."
Scientists: "-And what, pray tell, is the purpose of this theory?"
Me, now revealing the backpack of tomatoes I brought to the beach: "Gazpacho."
This theory recognizes that humans are not perfect and that for every mistake in a model or schedule
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.
Accountant 1: oh, crap... we forgot to add $1 million in income from product X sales to the budget
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.
Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.
The amount is theory is where you scream at someone until they are eventually voted out
"ITS GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD" among us theory
The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is when a random shift occurs within the electrons of atoms causing particles to become entangled within an area. when a large enough number of the charged particles become entangled, there is a rapid discharge of electrons caused by the polarity shift. the energy that is released by this creates different types of plasma that lead to different phenomenon such as ball lightning.
The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is what led to the creation of the ball lightning creating a beautiful, yet destructive wake in its path.