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Wet by the toilet

When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plopall hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack

“I hate being wet by the toilet

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023


David’s toilet papper

David brings to class so justino can wipe he’s ass

Guy1. “What are they doing over there”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”

by Justino’s dictionary November 22, 2021


[Toilet dragon]

1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.

1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....

by shiftmybits February 1, 2018


Skibi Toilet

Most arguably one of the most hated things in the planet.

Skibi Toilet is a series that started in early 2023, February 3rd made by popular YouTuber DaFaq? Boom!. As of writing this right now, the series is currently going on.

Later in its popularity, hate started to spark like wildfire, further generating the term “Brainrot”.

The series has been exploited in agreeably every brain rotting way. Such as porn, fan animations, and etc.

The current audience is toddlers to pre-teens.

I was watching Skibi Toilet the other day!

by OKNOTOK 1997 2017 KID A April 25, 2024


Toilet Coiling

Toilet Coiling is when a man inserts his penis into plumbing pipes, for example from a toilet or urinal.

Last night Jimmy and I went Toilet Coiling

by HenloFrens March 30, 2020


toilet cocktail

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.

As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.

by battleof_myself April 17, 2009


Cooked lamb in toilet

Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.

“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet

by princessej March 25, 2018