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Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...
Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.
Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...
Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!
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Projectile diarrhea with bits of carrot, leek and anything else that wasnt properly digested.
After holding it in all day, i rushed home and did the flying hot pot. It was messy.
Things won't fly without getting their supply. This highlights the importance of supply and logistics to support any enterprise.
Things won't fly without getting their supply said the project manager.
The female hanging fly will allow males that provide larger nuptial gifts to copulate longer, and in turn transfer more sperm, skewing paternity. Males providing insufficient gifts get flung off by the female before insemination is complete.
Anon: Dude, she's a female hanging fly. She’ll only mate with a male, when he brings her a caterpillar as food offering, the bigger the offering, the more time she’ll have intercourse with him. For insects it’s food for us it’s money.
Abak: You mean she is a gold digger!?
Anon: Hells yeah!
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Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.
Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.
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Mistaken for a spider, this gassy little fellah is sometimes spotted in the outer band of tress around China. A few were found in the Gobi Desert in Mongolia. The most interesting part of this creature is it's ability to fucking die. Yes, this creature can die at the drop of a hat, provided that the hat is on fucking fire. This animal is dead.
Look at that, it's dead.
Must be an Ilan Crane Fly
An absolute banger of a song written by Frank Sinatra.
P1: Hey Bro, Have you heard of "Fly Me to the Moon?"
P2: No shit sherlock, It's an absolute banger
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